They disappeared on the night when Matthew had his party here. I presumed at the time that someone had removed them from the bathroom out of the way, which seemed like quite a sensible thing to have done.... but after extensive searching and interrogation of family members it has become apparent that no one here has any idea where they are!!
So what happened to them? Were they damaged irreparably and quietly disposed of? or did someone take them home? if so WHY?
All suggestions welcome, no matter how unlikely or imaginative!!